Monday, March 20, 2006

Sincerity Is Not The President's Forte

Okay, when was the last time you wished everyone a happy Nowruz? I suppose when the president does it, that will boost our severely tarnished image with the Arab nations of the world:
I send greetings to those celebrating Nowruz.

Nowruz is an ancient celebration marking the arrival of the New Year. For millions of people around the world who trace their heritage to Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Turkey, Pakistan, India, and Central Asia, Nowruz is a celebration of life and an opportunity to express joy and happiness through visiting family and friends, exchanging gifts, and enjoying the beauty of nature.

Our Nation is blessed by the traditions and contributions of Americans of many different backgrounds. Our diversity has made us stronger and better, and Laura and I send warm regards to all Americans celebrating Nowruz.

Best wishes for peace and prosperity in the New Year.

GEORGE W. BUSH
Wishing for peace but not acting in peace is the modus operandi for the W, Rove and Co, now isn't it? But hey, little old me, here at Ed Whisper would like to do the good Christian thing and give all those celebrating Nowruz a shout out and peace, love and happiness, as long as you are not communicating with Al Quesadia.

Sincerity Is Not The President's Forte

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

...love and happiness, as long as you are not communicating with Al Quesadia.

And if you are, no matter who you are, no matter where you are...remember that we're listening in.

isabelita said...

Notice the Fuckwit in Chief said "...and Laura and I send warm regards to all AMERICANS celebrating Nuwruz"!!!! First of all, he doesn't have a fucking clue as to what the holiday is, second, how could any red-blooded AMURKANS be celebratin' it...oh, wait. I get it. It's a trick, to draw out any Ay-Rabish people and arrest 'em!

Yukkione said...

god, i would like to hear him pronounce it

Anonymous said...

Wow. The irony of wishing Iranians peace this year...

Neil Shakespeare said...

Out here we like to celebrate "Numnutz", in honor of our glorious Presidente!