Sunday, March 19, 2006

Good Grief! It's Time For Windspike's Iraq Conflagration Third Anniversary Subliminal Text Contest

Where's the grief? Where's the remorse? Where's the weeping? Two minutes to reflect on the national tragedy and embarrassment that is Iraq. Not enough to stop the conflagration ignited by the W, Rove and Co:
REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT

UPON ARRIVAL AT THE WHITE HOUSE

The South Lawn

THE PRESIDENT: This morning I had a phone call with our ambassador to Iraq. And the ambassador informed me of the progress that the Iraqis are making in forming a unity government. I encouraged the Iraqi leaders to continue to work hard to get this government up and running. The Iraqi people voted for democracy last December; 75 percent of the eligible citizens went to the polls to vote. Now the Iraqi leaders are working together to enact a government that reflects the will of the people. I'm encouraged by the progress. The ambassador was encouraged by it.

Today, as well, marks the third anniversary of the beginning of the liberation of Iraq. And it's a time to reflect. And this morning, our reflections were upon the sacrifices of the men and women who wear our uniform. Ours is an amazing nation where thousands have volunteered to serve our country. They volunteered to -- many volunteered after 9/11, knowing full well that their time in the military could put them in harm's way. So, on this third anniversary, the beginning of the liberation of Iraq, I think all Americans should offer thanks to the men and women who wear the uniform, and their families who support them. We are implementing a strategy that will lead to victory in Iraq. And a victory in Iraq will make this country more secure, and will help lay the foundation of peace for generations to come.

My God continue to bless our troops in harm's way. Thank you.

END 12:58 P.M. EST
To mark this auspicious occasion, I thought I would sponsor a contest for bloggers every where. Let's call this:

Windspike's Iraq Conflagration Third Anniversary Subliminal Text Contest

Here's the rules:
  1. Review the text above - taken verbatim from the Whitehouse web location.
  2. See what subliminal text or messages you percieve in the speech.
  3. Post those subliminal messages or texts as a comment to this post
  4. Winner will be chosen among all submissions
  5. Winner will receive a free subscription to Educational Whisper for the next month.
To get the ball rolling, here's what I read into today's south lawn speechifying:
Thinking to himself aloud not realizing the microphone was still on W says:

Thank God I didn't have to go to Vietnam and wrangled myself out of harms way by enlisting in the National Guard and having friends in powerful places. Otherwise, I might not have survived to command others to put themselves in harms way.
Fire up the espresso machine, clutch your cup of caffeine, turn on your brain and fire away. It's your turn.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

All the while he was giving this heart-tugging speech, he was thinking this:

I don't believe they're falling for this crap again.

Or if he was semi-literate, he might put it this way:

A credulous media! and a country gullible,
Whose heads are so far up their asses
That they see nothing: on whose false patriotism
My practises ride easy

pissed off patricia said...

He's full of shit and I haven't much else to say about it!

Neil Shakespeare said...

"I can't believe people are falling for this 'unity government' shtick. Heck, they already HAD a 'unity government' under Saddam. What the heck was that called again? Directorship? Dickmanship? Hey, that's good! I like that! That's what we got over here! A Dickmanship! And I'm the Dickman!"

Unknown said...

Abi, I like that phrase - false patriotism. About sums it up. Sorry for further pissing you off P.

And Neil, you are the Dickman...wasn't there a tune by that name by the Beatles?

Unknown said...

Hands down, Abi wins. Pop over any time you like to view Ed Wisper. It's free for you - well, of course, its free for every one.

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