Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Hypothetically Speaking

I know, the W, Rove and Co don't like to talk in hypotheticals, but stay with me here. Lets say your out hunting with some friends. You accidentally frag your pal and put him into a life threatening situation. What should you do? I know. Put out a statement that says you sent in a check for a seven dollar stamp after the incident? Is that the biggest ethical problem a hunter faces when a hunting buddy is laid up in critical condition?

5 comments:

Neil Shakespeare said...

Hey, baby! Seven bucks to bag a human! That's a pretty good deal! But of course that was for a RICH human. POOR humans must be cheaper. Maybe 50 cents or so. I think I'll go into the hardware store and get my Human License today!

SheaNC said...

Hypothetically speaking... if it was you or me who shot a friend hunting, and the guy died (as this one still might), we'd be prosecuted for manslaughter and wrongful death. Not Cheney. He's had five deferments, and one of them covers this, for sure.

Alex said...

I think the proper use of your/you're/yore is a bigger problem for some. Not mentioning any names, of course.

michael the tubthumper said...

it could happen that he is prosecuted because he didn't have a hunting permit

Anonymous said...


License?

You don't need no stinking license to hunt people. They're not an endangered species.