Tripe That Should Come With A Wipe

Nothing smacks more like tripe than W unscripted. Have a look at this rather benign situation that W turns in to stomach churning banter that may require the use of handiwipes after reading to clean up your vomit:

1:40 P.M. EDT

THE PRESIDENT: I'm just amazed at the health care here at Bethesda. The Admiral runs an amazing operation. And it's really important for our citizens to know that if one of our men and women get hurt on the battlefield, they're going to get incredibly good health care.

And, Admiral, I can't thank you and your staff enough for serving this country with great dignity and class.

ADMIRAL ROBINSON: Thank you very much.

THE PRESIDENT: Appreciate -- appreciate being here. God Bless. Thank you.

I'm doing fine; my health is fine. I probably ate too many birthday cakes.

END 1:41 P.M. EDT

Excuse me, is it just me or did W just try to turn 1 minute statment about an ordinary trip to the doctor into some political game playing? Sure looks like it.

Reach below your screen and wave your hand below the monitor. A handiwipe will be dispensed to clean up your vomit immediately.