Monday, January 22, 2007

Perfunctory Speeches: "Like A Drawer Full Of Diamonds?"

Every day we blog away, it's rare that I have nothing to say. Just when you think there is nothing fun to poke at the W, Rove and Co. they roll out the red carpet out for you.

Of course the whole of the W, Rove and Co would have you believe that everyone's aghast in anticipation of the W's forthcoming "State of the Union" speechifying.

Okay admit it. Raise your hands high out there: how many of you are planning your SotU speech party? Picked up your wide screen 1080 HD flat panel monster screen television just for the occasion?

Roll out the invitations. Invite your friends over. Bust out the cold cuts, chips & dip. Get that 30 pack of brews for your pals and belly up. The W, Rove and Co never disappoints. Why, they are about to roll out a whole "drawer full of diamonds" for us, and you are not going to want to miss it.

Q Have you seen it?

MR. SNOW: Yes.

Q Is it any good?

MR. SNOW: Yes, of course it's good. (Laughter.)

Q Does it have anything new in it?

MR. SNOW: Yes, it does.

Q What's the best part?

Q Really? I mean --

MR. SNOW: You know, it's difficult to say. It's like looking in a drawer full of diamonds. (Laughter.)
Ah, a drawer full of diamonds. The laughter is telling, no?


Anonymous said...

Oh,this is fabulous. Diamonds, huh? More like a pile of bloody glass.

Anonymous said...


Cain't spel.