Dick Cheney: Osama's Bitch?

You would think that the W, Rove and Co. would stop willingly opperating as the Stateside mouthpiece for terrorists like Osama bin Laden. But you know they would have nothing of an administration if it weren't for their faithful friends in the terrorist industry.

You see, it's a mutually symbiotic relationship. The threat of terrorism allows the W, Rove and Co to leverage their political agenda. If there was no threat, there would be no administration.

Thus, even as Monday rolled on, we see the Big Dick trumpeting bin Laden's message for him. Bin Laden can't pay for that kind of product and message placement. As to why the republicans lap this shit up is beyond me.

Quite the contrary, the repubs should disavow the W, Rove and Co, demand that the Big Dick to stop amplifying bin Laden's message at great US Taxpayer dollar expense, and have these folks step down in favor of people that champion freedom and smaller government. Instead, the applaud as if they had just seen Baryshnikov fly through the air on a stage for the first time.

The most common myth is that Iraq has nothing to do with the global war on terror. Opponents of our military action there have called Iraq a diversion from the real conflict, a distraction from the business of fighting and defeating Osama bin Laden and the al Qaeda network. We hear this over and over again -- not as an argument, but as an assertion meant to close off argument. Yet the critics conveniently disregard the words of bin Laden himself. "The most serious issue today for the whole world is this Third World War [that is] raging in [Iraq]." He calls it "a war of destiny between infidelity and Islam." He said, "The whole world is watching this war," and it will end in "victory and glory or misery and humiliation."

Come on Mr. Cheney. Bin Laden's message doesn't need to be amplified by the Vice President of the United States. You have become Osama's Bitch. It's okay. You can admit it. But when you become the handmaiden for the devil himself, you know it's time to step down Mr. Cheney. Today would not be soon enough.