Don't Misunderestimate Me (an original poem by moi)

As our little Miss Muffet
Sat astride her tuffet
snarfing her strudel
sipping Cabernet

I, the decider
Sat down beside her
Asking favors &
Could she come out to play

Wryly, Muffet replied
What I've spied
Is a government that lied
Misunderestimating me all the way